So like I'm Cleve. Just moved into town. I use to work as a maid in another town. Yeah I had it good. You might look at me and think that a guy as handsome as me shouldn't be cleaning other folks houses. Well you're right. I didn't really take care of houses. I more or less took care of the wives within those houses. You see men just don't realize what they have. They work and slave for money and leave a good thing sitting all alone at home. I just took it upon myself to make those womens lives just a little brighter. Oh I had it good for a while. The husbands paid me. The wives laid me. Expensive gifts, big bonuses, I had it all. And then I met a woman who would ruin it all.
One day this gypsy freak turned up out of the blue. She told me that I was cursed. Went on and on about realizing the true me and something about control. I forget. I just brushed her off. I'm not saying I wouldn't bed her just because she was old. I would. But I try to steer clear of the nut jobs. Things always get to complicated with the crazy ones. So as I turn to leave she tells me that all my greatest dreams will come true. I will fulfill my greatest wish. Sweet right? Then she says that the price will be high. Perhaps higher than I was willing to pay. I needed to listen to her she said. If I didn't turn aside I would curse my lineage for generations. I just kept walking. She laughed. I heard her say that she'd see me again soon.
So I go to work like usual. There was this one house with this one lady that I'd been after for years. She wanted me. How could she not? But she wouldn't give in. That day I only had to smile at her. Just one smile and we were off to the hot tub.
Yeah we made love in the hot tub and then in her sports car. I rocked her world in the kitchen, bathroom, and hallway as we slowly made our way towards the bedroom. I had her screaming my name in a twisted pile of sheets when her husband barged in. He went berserk. Slapped me around a bit. I high tailed it out of there. I figured that he'd calm down. Wrong. He somehow got a list of all the houses I worked. He called every husband. I had men with guns at my doorstep. I knew I had to head out of town. So I made a quick trip to the bank on my way out of town only to find that the SOB had somehow managed to freeze all my assets. Never get caught sleeping with a senators wife, that's all I'm saying. So I did manage to get one lady to 'lend' me 20k and then I hit the road. I found this sweet deal. A home, ready to move into, complete with furnishings. Took almost all my cash but I bought it sight unseen. Yeah I bought it alright, hook line and sinker. I get to Ugton only to find that the home is a big piece of land with a toilet on it. Who in the hell would consider that a furnished home? Well there's a sucker born every day and that day the sucker was me.
So I'm broke and lonely. Decided that I needed to get my bearings. So like my 'home' is in Ugton. Weird name right. There is like nothing there now but me and my toilet. There is a development of small starter homes planned for just around the corner. But then there is South Ugton. Now that place has life. Lots of shops and downtown spots. Lots of pretty ladies. There is also a college nearby. University of Ugton. A very academic place I hear.
So when I was downtown I met this girl Sandy. She was the most beautiful girl in the place. I mean will you look at those lips. It was obvious that she was into me. I decided that she would have the pleasure of being the first in the backwater place to have me. I was smooth. Said all the right things. We had a nice date but nothing spectacular. Sandy did tell me about this job opening though. Mailroom clerk. It the bottom of the rung but that just means there is only one way to go, up. So I decided to apply the next day. But first...
Ahhhhh. That feels so good. Can't wait until I have enough cash to build a shower beside my toilet. Then I'll be living large.
After a quick cleanup I went back to thank Sandy for all the info. I think I made quite an impression. Yeah that Kennedy dude was really jealous. Girls girls everywhere and they all want the Clevester. Poor ugly dude like him doesn't stand a chance with me around.
Well I got the job. Sandy sent me a little something to show me she cared. I'm back in business.
So I've been seeing Sandy quite a bit. She pulled some strings and got me a promotion. I've met a few other women. It's just not fair to keep the complete package that is the Clevester in the hands of just one woman. Some of these gals have left me some really nice gifts. Some nights, after a really intense date, I just come home and stare at the stars. I wonder if there are hot babes on other planets. If so I feel sorry for them. They are really missing out on one hell of a man.
So I've been here in Ugton for about a week now. I've met lots of women. Bedded two of them so far but I've got plans. Big plans. When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When some big shot Senator ruins your life you move to Ugton and start the booty count all over again. Twenty women here I come.