Monday, May 10, 2010

Log 100510.01

PRIME:  Ah, the Katz family. 

MEGA:  Yes sir.  Should I begin sir?

PRIME:  Of course.  If we are fast enough we may escape HER wrath.

MEGA:  Yes sir.  Well, Demi Katz used her pregnancy to study.  She is quite fond of her books.

PRIME:  True. 

 MEGA:  Chase is working hard on his career.  Also, with more mouths to feed he needs the extra cash.

PRIME:  Humm.  So everything is moving along smoothly for the Katz.

MEGA:  Well there was one small problem.

MEGA:  Purna got the bright idea to sneak out with Cinaba Borealis.  I don't know what those two were thinking.

MEGA:  Purna was brought home by the police.  Oh the lecture she would have gotten.

PRIME:  Would have?

MEGA:  Yes well Demi was in labor when she returned.  The police officer didn't stop long enough to explain his presence.  He just got back in his car and drove away.

PRIME:  And the babe?

MEGA:  It was a girl.  Her parents named her Kimi.

PRIME:  Is it just me or have we had a unbalanced number of female births?

MEGA:  Oh yes indeed we have.  We have had five girls born but only two boys.

PRIME:  Humm.  That could complicate things.  The genetics may quickly be watered down.

MEGA:  Well I believe these things tend to even out.  Perhaps the next few babes will be male.

PRIME:  Perhaps.

MEGA:  Well after Kimi's birth, things settled down for a bit.
MEGA:  But then the old gypsy left a lamp by the door. 

PRIME:  ....

MEGA:  Sir, I did not know you let my father's kind into your project.

PRIME:  Well, the dna is rare and dying out thanks to the council.  Of course I would want to preserve it if possible.  Not that I think the he will breed.  They rarely do which is why the dna is so hard to find.

MEGA:  My father would have looked much like that I assume.  If he had lived that is. (clears throat) Anyway, Chase rubbed the lamp and took the first wish.  Since it will take so long for all six of his kids to be wed, he wished for peace of mind.

PRIME:  It will take quite a while since not all six are born yet.

MEGA:  Would you look at those sparkles.  I wish I could.... umm....

MEGA:  Then we had some birthdays.  First young Tiger became a child.

Tiger:  Why do I have to wear clothes.  They are so itchy.  Why can't I just be natural and wear only my fur?

MEGA:  Then little Kimi became a toddler.  Let me find her stats.

Kimi Katz: generation two: Father Chase Katz: Mother Demi Love Katz:  Skin - Orange Tiger: Hair - Brown:  Eyes Custom Hushed Blue:  Zodiac - Virgo:  Personality: 10-0-7-2-8

PRIME:  Lovely girl with a lovely personality.  A bit shy but I'm sure she'll come around.  The tiger genes are strong in this family.

MEGA:  Yes sir.

MEGA:  Demi received another promotion.

MEGA:  In their spare time the family worked on their garden.  Although Chase didn't earn a wishing well last season, Demi was determined that she would.

Tiger:  If I spray this on her head, do you think she'd stop yakking on that phone?

Tiger: Nahh.

Demi:  You know, I bet women would pay money to lick those stripes.

Chase:  Really?  I'd let you lick them for free.

MEGA:  We believe that Demi is once again with child. 

PRIME:  I'd assume that with those two it's a safe bet.

Purna: So, dude, I would like some money.  This place needs fixing up in a bad way and dad is never going to be able to earn what we need.
Purna;  Wow.  Neat trick.  Thank.

Chase:  HONEY!  I'm home.  And I got DEMOTED!  HEY EVERYONE!!! I've been DEMOTED!!!

PRIME:  Mega?  You've grown quiet.  Is there anything else to report?

MEGA:  Oh.  Well, Demi earned a wishing well for the family to use.

MEGA:  And young Purna moved off to college.

PRIME:  The family is growing nicely then.  Not as much excitement as some.

MEGA:  No but they have love and a strong foundation.  I don't think you have to worry about the Katz genetics dying out.

PRIME:  Perhaps not.  In you controlled environment they can't hurl themselves into war and wipe themselves out.  Or at least I hope they can't.

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Log 100509.02

PRIME:  Ok Mega.  Proceed with the Borealis family.

MEGA:  Right sir.  Well, first off, Cinaba wanted badly to be accepted in Eden Private Academy.  She set up a home tour with the headmaster there.

PRIME:  Excellent. 

MEGA:  At the same time Steel realized that he had 30 best friends.  He was thrilled with this of course.

PRIME:  Of course.

MEGA:  Slate was promoted and arrived home early enough to help with the birthdays.

PRIME:  Birthdays?  The little ones grow up quickly.

MEGA:  That they do sir.  That they do.

MEGA:  First off, Rainbow Borealis become a child.  She is ready to begin attending school.

MEGA:  Then young Skye became a toddler. 

MEGA:  She was followed quickly with young Storm.  Let me find their stats sir.

Skye Borealis: Father Nathan Pike: Mother Steel Borealis:  Skin Pixie Chalk:  Hair Black:  Eyes Uncertain:  Zodiac  Gemini:  Personality - 5-8-9-3-1

Storm Borealis:  Father Steel Borealis:  Mother Josa Borealis:  Skin - Pixie Nightwalker:  Hair  Black:  Eyes - Hedonistic:  Zodiac - Aquarius:  Personality - 4-4-4-7-6

PRIME:  Excellent.  Continue.

MEGA:  Well, the headmaster was quit impressed and let both Cinaba and Rainbow into Eden Private Academy.

PRIME:  Good.  It is as it should be.

MEGA:  Well, Nathan's, umm, impregnation continued without problems.

PRIME:  I see.

MEGA:  Nathan continued to work during his pregnancy but he still found time to play with his daughter Skye.  The family is really crazy busy all the time, what with their home business and all, but they are truly a loving family.

PRIME:  Objectivity.

MEGA:  Umm.  Of course.

MEGA:  Well Rainbow had just returned from her first day at private school.  She and her father were dancing and playing with it happened.


MEGA:  Yes sir.  You know how he hates for his schedule to be tampered with.

PRIME:  I can understand that, yes.

MEGA:  Josa was just coming home from work as Steel was being led away.  They didn't even get to say goodbye.  *sniffle*

PRIME:  Steel Borealis was a good man.  He did his duty and passed on his unique dna.  That is all a man can ever do in this world. 

MEGA:  I suppose.  But the family was so devastated.  Sorry sir.  I'll just carry on now.

MEGA:  Well things continued on as usual. 
MEGA:  Flint and Josa hooked up.  It started out innocently enough.  She was devastated.  He comforted her.  Then when they healing had began they both realized they loved each other.  I really think they are moving to quickly...

PRIME:  This is excellent.  Flint has not passed his unique dna on.  He MUST do so.  We can not loose that dna.

MEGA:  I suppose you're right sir.  But still it was so sudden and soon.

PRIME:  Has a child been conceived yet?

MEGA:  Um.. no sir.  I'm not sure that they are really trying.

PRIME:  WHAT?  I must see about this.  They need to not just try but to succeed.

MEGA:  Of course sir.  Well Nathan's pregnancy ended in the birth of a daughter.

PRIME:  (snickers)  Do you see her eyes?  Not that flawless black the council so desires.  Alphia will just hate to learn this.  Still she has managed to interfere and get the dna of her kind in my enclosed environment.  Such interference must be stopped.

MEGA:  Umm. 

PRIME:  Continue.

MEGA:  Right.  We did testing on the female infant, Olivia Pike.  Her mother is obviously Nathan Pike but her father turned out to be Alien # 59.

PRIME:  That blond haired black eyed freak.  Figures Alphia would manage to sway him to her side.  Enough about the child.  What else happen with the family.

MEGA:  Well the girls kept growing.  Skye and Storm both became children.

PRIME:  Were they admitted into the private academy?

MEGA:  Not yet sir.  They are attending public school.

PRIME:  Such a shame.  Any word on Josa and Flint?

MEGA:  Well they both continue working on their careers.  No pregnancy to report with them yet.

MEGA:  However, Nathan Pike is once again with child.

PRIME:  He wasn't taken again was he?  I can not let this become an epidemic.

MEGA:  Oh no sir.  I can't be sure but I believe the child is Slate Borealis'.

PRIME:  Fine.  But I wish these two would cease.  They are clogging up my experiment with unneeded children.

MEGA:  I don't believe the family considers the children unneeded.  They seem to love them all.  Even those without special dna.

PRIME:  Poor chose of words.  Sorry Mega.  I didn't mean that the way it sounded.  I simply wish it was Josa who was pregnant with Flint's child.  I would never suggest a child be terminated regardless of the color of his or her skin.

MEGA:  (quietly)  Yes sir.

ALPHIA:  (running in)  Did I miss it?  Has the human given birth to one of ours?

MEGA:  Nathan has given birth Ms.  In fact little Olivia has become a toddler.

ALPHIA:  Oh no.  Her eyes.  The poor dear.  She looks lovely otherwise.  Such a shame.

PRIME:  She is a lovely child with lovely eyes.  Stats Mega.

MEGA:  Yes sir.

Olivea Pike:  Generation 2 alien abduction:  Mother Nathan Pike:  Father Alien # 59:  Skin - Alien Green:  Hair - black:  Eyes - Custom Aqua:  Ears Elfin:  Zodiac - Sagittarius:  Personality - 0-3-10-10-3

ALPHIA:  To bad about that one.  She will be of no use to me.

MEGA:  (Looks nervously at the floor)

PRIME:  (whispers) Ignore her.  I do.  (louder)  Anything else of interest Mega?

MEGA:  Just a few more items of note.

MEGA:  Flint was promoted once again.  He is nearing his goal of becoming a general.

PRIME:  Good.  Good.  Maybe then he'll turn towards breeding.

ALPHIA:  Dream on, lover.  Dream on.

MEGA:  And Slate was promoted once again. 

MEGA:  Those two are just insatiable  (sighs)  and truly in love.

ALPHIA:  I'd call it lust.

PRIME:  I'd call this update done.  Let's adjourn for now.

Steel Borealis lifetime achievements:  Acheived elder lifetime want of 20 best friends, Elder Impossible want of 30 best friends, Received platinum gravestone,