Saturday, January 07, 2006

Garth Legacy - Week 4

Garth Legacy Lot: Cleveland Garth (Romance - PP), Contessa Kimberly Collins (Pleasure), Brittany Bruenig (Grilled Cheese), Henry Collins, Renae Bruenig, Jillian Futa & Cleveland Garth II.

I hate that old hag. I'm convinced that she's the one who has cursed me. She's probably sitting back somewhere laughing her ass off. She told me I was pregnant. Guess I knew deep down she was right but I tried to pretend she was wrong. I mean this isn't suppose to happen to ME. Not to the Clevester. *sigh* But it has. Brandi checked me over and there is definitely a bun in the oven. Damn aliens. I know I'm the best breeding stock available but hell haven't I breed enough already.

So I've stopped going to work. I've stopped leaving the house. I don't want my ladies to see me like this. They might lose some respect for me or something. So I'm staying here and letting Kimberly take care of me. She's doing a great job. Messages my back. Rubs my feet. Even gives me a little action when I feel like it. Yeah, Kim has been the best. Grill Cheese Girl has been a royal pain in the rear. Can barely fix me something to eat for laughing so hard.

As some point Renae must have had another birthday. She's much bigger now and using full sentences.

Kimberly has decided that I need to spend more time with the kids. WHY? Aren't they pretty much self-sufficient at this stage? But sometimes you just have to do things to get the old lady off your back.

Look Henry, just scribble something down and then we can both go find something better to do.

So Grilled Cheese Girl is doing a painting of me. Yeah, of the pregnant me. Thankfully it's just a head shot. I swear that girl gets on my nerves. Sometimes I don't know what I ever saw in her. Other times I'd like to throw her across the bed and lick the cheese off.

When does this end? I feel like I'm going to pop. I'm hurting all over. If it wasn't for Kimberly pampering me I don't know how I'd survive. Wonder if she's up yet? My feet are killing me.

I must take care of my beloved. I must show him how special he is to me.

SUNLIGHT!!!! My love for Cleveland made me forget all about it.



NO! Not Kimberly. Who will take care of the house? Who will take care of the kids? Who will rub my feet?

I've been really upset since the loss of my wife. Well not that upset but my feet still hurt and Brittany just laughs at me when I mention it. Grilled Cheese Girl wouldn't even help me with Juniors birthday. Made me do it myself. I threatened to throw her out of the house. She just laughed harder.

Cleveland Garth II - G2 - S2, brown hair, brown eyes - Aquarius - 0 neat, 3 outgoing, 3 active, 10 playful & 10 nice.

So like I finally talked Grilled Cheese Girl into making Jillian a bottle. I can't do it all you know. I'm not equipped for motherhood. Hell, I'm not equipped for fatherhood. The damn nanny won't stay late. Something about union rules. Also they don't potty train, teach the kids anything important and they don't do windows. Whinny old hags. I ask you, what do they do besides take my money and pee in my floor?

Wait. I don't feel so good. Something is just not right. Brittany. Stop laughing and get over here.


Will you look at that. The damn kid is green. Squirmy little guy. I aught to leave you on someone else's doorstep. That's what I should do.

Brittany look, he smiled at me. He likes me. What's so funny? Grilled Cheese Girl, where are you going? Don't you want to see the baby? Don't you want to get a good look at little Austin?

Well Jillian is older. Poor kid doesn't seem to have any of the Garth genes. Shame really. Come to think of it, Junior doesn't seem to resemble me either. Well I know their mine. How could they not be? Wonder if the genes water down after a while. I have got quite a few offspring out there now.

Austin is a toddler now. Look at those cubby cheeks. Now there are some Garth genes.

Austin Garth - G2 - green skin, brown hair, black eyes - Sagittarius - 2 neat, 3 outgoing, 10 active, 10 playful & 10 nice.

Well Junior is starting school soon. Just one more to get out of diapers and my work will be done. Such a shame Kimberly wasn't here to see Junior grow up. He looks so much like her.

Well the weekend hit and I didn't have a clue what to do with all these brats. Finally I made them sit down and read quietly. No idea what their reading. Don't care. Just so long as they're quiet and out of my way. Can't handle all these kids running around making a racket. I think some of them may be almost teenagers. Yeah, things will get much better then. I can just give them the car keys and they can take care of the rest.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not fair. I had a beautiful gown but instead I must wear an APRON for all eternity.

Wake up Emmy. This haunting stuff isn't half bad. There are lots of little kids to scare.

You know she's right. Haunting can be fun. I love to hear the kids squeal.

Somebody is having a BIRTHDAY. Somebody is getting OLD.

Komei Tellerman, you better shut up before I shut you up. I am not getting old. I would know it if I was getting old. I'm to young to get old.

Will you look at that Now how the hell did that happen? One minute you're in the prime of your life and the next you're an old man. Well let's look at the bright side. Henry will be a teen tomorrow. Then he can take care of the other kids. Austin will be out of diapers soon. I have fifteen loves and another fifteen friends who will someday be my loves. Yeah, things could be much worse than this.

(In case you were wondering: Cleveland has fathered 16 children by 14 women including two sets of twins. He has also had one alien birth bringing the grand total to 17. Yes, I definitely got carried away. Kimberly's death was an accident. She got caught in the giving roses loop. I don't know if you've had that happen but I see it all the time when two sims date while both living in the same lot. I should have had her ask him out but I forgot. By time I got her out of the loop she couldn't be saved without seriously cheating and although it was technically a glitch I was going to kill her eventually anyway so I just went with it. It did muck up my story but oh well. And for the record, I'm not really happy with my heir. He looks to damn normal. And those stats. Yuck. Hopefully puberty will hit him upside the head and at the very least give him the Garth nose or something.)

Tellerman House II - Week 1

Jan Tellerman - townie - S1, blond hair, light blue eyes - Taurus - 5 neat, 5 outgoing, 3 active, 8 playful & 4 nice - Romance - lifetime goal of woohooing 20 sims.

Well I never thought I'd have to take time off from work for this. I'm the police chief. How does it look like for me to take off on maternity leave? I mean if I'd been shot the guys at the station would have understood. This just makes me seem a little to female you know. And the timing couldn't be worse. I was just getting ready to try out of the Captain Hero squad. Days from the physical exam and I'm to pregnant to participate. Oh well. Maybe when this baby is older. Then I can be a true crime stopper.

You know I don't hold a grudge against Cleve for getting me pregnant. I never wanted kids but these things happen. Cleve comes by every now and then. We are very 'friendly' towards one another. He doesn't even have to slip off his wedding band when he visits. I have nothing against visits by married men.

Well the big day finally arrived and my son has been born.

Of course so was my daughter. Why didn't they tell me I was having twins? I swear these Ugton doctors are real quacks. It's like they never even went to college. Oh, you probably want names and all that. Ok well I named my daughter Gabrielle and my son Remus. They both wound up with brown hair. Go figure.

I swear these girls get on my nerves sometimes. Mary won't even admit that her daughter is Cleve's child. How dumb does she think we are? Like we don't know a Garth kid when we see one. The whole neighborhood is full of them.

But I can't bitch about her to much. She has helped out with the twins after all. Yeah, I can use all the help I can get.

I mean this parenting thing is tough. Diapers and bottles, burping and rocking. I'd rather be shot. Don't get me wrong I love my kids. I really do. But when you get shot at least you know you're going to get some damn good drugs and a lot of sleep.

Well we've made it to the toddler year. Now to just make it out of them.

Remus Tellerman - G2 - S2, brown hair, brown eyes - Sagittarius - 5 neat, 5 outgoing, 10 active, 8 playful & 6 nice.

Gabrielle Tellerman - G2 - S2, brown hair, brown eyes - Libra - 0 neat, 10 outgoing, 5 active, 6 playful & 10 nice.

Well the toddler years have been tough. I've managed to muddle through it though. Even in the worse of the madness there were some sweet moments. Those few precious moments gave me hope. Hope that I'd survive to see their childhood.

Luckily I did. Remus and Gabrielle will be heading to school soon.

I will be able to take the Captain Hero tests now. I figure I'll pass with flying colors. After all, it can't be harder than raising twins all on your own.

Stratton House - Week 1

Christy Stratton - townie - S3, brown hair, dark blue eyes - Cancer - 6 neat, 3 outgoing, 6 active, 4 playful & 6 nice - Family - lifetime goal to marry 6 kids.

All my life I've wanted to have a family. I've waited for the right guy to come around but he just hasn't turned up. So I started thinking that I'd just do the entire parenting thing on my own. I mean I can meet Mr. Right any old time but I only have so many years to have my babies. Well I really didn't have anyone specific in mind to be the father of my children. I was still weighing my options. Then suddenly Cleve offered to rock my world. I didn't hesitate. I just went with it. Now I'm expecting my first child. It's scary being pregnant and alone but I'm very happy.

Of course after a few months I was also very lonely. I invited over Abhijeet. He's such a nice guy. I know he's living with someone else but I just needed him for the night. He just has a way of making a girl feel like she is the only girl in the world. He's great for the ego.

I gave birth to a little girl. I am so thrilled. I always wanted a daughter. I named her Star. She is the star of my life after all.

Star grew up quickly. The baby years went by to fast. It seemed like I just blinked and she became a toddler.

Star Stratton - G2 - S2, blond hair, dark blue eyes - Libra - 0 neat, 10 outgoing, 5 active, 4 playful & 9 nice.

As soon as Star became a toddler I began wanting another baby. Luckily I'm a coach so I make good money. My schedule is somewhat flexible and I can always make the assistant coach do all the real work. So I invited over Cleveland in hopes of giving Star a little brother or sister. I didn't mention this to Cleve. I didn't want performance anxiety. I was shocked when I didn't get pregnant. I thought everyone he slept with got pregnant.

I was really disappointed but I wasn't about to give up. I started looking for other donors while still keeping Cleve in the rotation.

Sometimes I feel guilty about what I'm doing. Trying to make a baby but not bothering to tell the potential father. But darn it I want another baby. My baby is just growing up to fast.

In fact she's about to start school. I just have to get pregnant soon. I'll just keep trying until I do.

Hamilton House - Week 1

Marylena Hamilton - townie - S3, black hair, light blue eyes - Cancer - 6 neat, 3 outgoing, 6 active, 4 playful & 6 nice - Family - lifetime goal to have a golden anniversary.

Well I was very embarrassed by my behavior at Cleveland Garth's house. I have never given in to a man like that. I have no idea what came over me. I don't even believe in premarital sex. Now here I am unmarried an pregnant. It's just so embarrassing.

Well I've known Rex for years. I know his mother. Well Rex helped but me at ease. He told me how his dad just seemed to have that effect on women. I shouldn't blame myself. He thinks his father is a real pig. He loves him but he doesn't like how he treats women at all. Well after talking to him I did feel much better. I guess this isn't the end of the world after all. I am having a baby which has always been a dream. I just wish I had gotten married first.

It wasn't long until my little girl entered the world. She is such a beautiful baby. I named her Yvonne.

I didn't date while I was pregnant but now that Yvonne is here I know that I need to find her a father. I began dating an old friend named Charlie. We've had several dates and done much cuddling and kissing but I refuse to go all the way with him. I think he understands my hesitation. He seems to even respect me for it.

Yvonne is a very active toddler. She's a joy to be around though. She's my greatest joy.

Yvonne Hamilton - Gen 2 - S3, black hair, brown eyes - Virgo - 10 neat, 1 outgoing, 10 active, 0 playful & 10 nice.

We had been dating a little over a year when Charlie asked me to be his wife. I didn't hesitate. I immediately told him yes.

We were married the same day in a civil ceremony. Why wait? Charlie moved in that night.

Charlie Wolosenko - downtownie - S3, grey hair, green eyes - Aquarius - 4 neat, 4 outgoing, 4 active, 7 playful & 6 nice - Family - Lifetime goal to become a hall of famer (unobtainable).

Charlie and I have been blissfully happy. Charlie and Yvonne have really started to bond. My poor Charlie was a military man all his life. He never got to have the family he always wanted. He finally retired but didn't find living alone satisfying so he got a low paying part time job to keep busy. Well after we were married Charlie quite his job. He now stays home with Yvonne full time. It's cheaper than hiring an nanny and a maid plus I always know that Yvonne is being well cared for.

Yes Yvonne is a happy girl. She has never met her real father and I hope she never does. That Demi Tellerman insists that she's Garth's child but I've denied it. I don't want to be in that filthy book she's writing. It was a mistake and I've paid for it. I don't want my little girl to pay for it too. I never plan on telling her about Cleveland Garth. Charlie is her father. End of story.

Well Yvonne is ready to start school now. I know she'll be running around with some of her half brothers and sisters but I don't think she'll figure it out. Demi is still insisting on putting us in her book but I've threatened to sue her for slander. She says I can't since it's all true. That woman makes me so mad. Why can't she just leave the past alone?