Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Garth Legacy - Week 2

What the? OMG, what did I do last night? I was trying to tell Benjamin how much he means to me. He said something mean. I remember having a drink. How many drinks did I have? This can't be happening. I can't be waking up beside HIM. I'll just pretend I'm asleep. That's what I'll do. Oh no. He's touching me. I'm going to need a good scrubbing. A skin peel perhaps. His breath is on my neck. I'm going to be sick.

Where to lady?

Anywhere. Any where but here. Get me out of here before he wakes up.

I'm not sure what happened. I had finally scraped up the money to build my room of love. I invited Demi Tellerman over to see it. I rocked her world. She was so overcome with emotion that she wrote me a check for $70,950. So I gave her an encore performance. I mean for that she deserved it. Then I woke up this morning and she was gone. No note or nothing. Well some women just can't handle the Cleavester.

So I made some upgrades to the love room. Built a bathroom too. I now have a shower with message jets. Well when things are looking up and you have to share your new found joy. So I called up Andrea Pederson. She seemed a little stuck up when I first met her in South Ugton. Now she's eating out of my hands. It's the power of the Clevester. Women just can't resist me.

Yeah I showed Andrea a really good time. She told me she wanted to give me something. She hands me a check for 17k. I couldn't turn it down. That would have just been rude. So instead I made sure she got her moneys worth. That girl is hot underneath the cold exterior. I was sad to see her go.

But she had too. Otherwise me and Melissa couldn't have been together. Melissa is hot. Very hot. After being thoroughly taken care of, Melissa left me a check for 15k on the bedside table and took off. I would be insulted but why. These women know a good thing when they see it. The Clevester can do a lot more for them when he doesn't have money troubles after all.

The next day I was with Andrea. I never thought she'd give in so easily but she did. I showed her my new seating area. We made love on my new couch. I woke up feeling fabulous. There was a check for 5k tucked into the side of my undies.

After work I called up Marissa. Now that girl can kiss. Oh the things her lips can do. She left with a silly smile on her face. Me, I was 5k richer for it.

I was slightly hesitant about Kitty. Kitty is still just a college kid. I would be her first. Well seeing her swoon for me brought me back to my senses. How could I deny some sweet young thing the pleasure that only I could give. Yes, I deflowered little Kitty. She gave me her grant money for the semester, $1,000. So I took her back into my bed and made her purr. Good Kitty.

That night I invited over some friends to celebrate my new found wealth. Craig almost electrocuted himself. Damn good thing for me he didn't. The man is a good friend AND he just helped me get a promotion. Things are SO looking up. I can't imagine ever leaving Ugton now.

Well me and Brandi had a good laugh about Craig. Yeah Brandi was just a friend. I wasn't attracted to her in the least.

But then she suddenly got this look in her eyes. Almost fainted on me. I caught her and gave her mouth to mouth. We ended up horizontal. I felt kind of weird when I found the check for 8k the next morning. Brandi is a friend. I was just being friendly. Oh well. If they want to give it to me I can't exactly stop them.

Finally I got around to getting Sandy in my bed. I've had her in the hot tub but man I really had no idea how amazing she was. She's hot, funny, hot, gorgeous, hot, hot, hot....

Yeah, things heated up that night. I didn't want it to end. For the first time I considered asking her to stay. Maybe she sensed it. She threw me on the bed. Ravished me like I've never been ravished before. When I woke up there was a check for 14k and a note that said 'Call Me'. Trust me folks, I definitely will.

There is a day towards the end of the week that I don't really remember. I remember meeting Contessa Kimberly Collins for drinks. I think I remember having some fun in the photo booth and the bed. It's all kind of fuzzy.

Next thing I know I'm in some serious pain. I'm lying there on the ground and who should be standing before me but that crazy old gypsy. She cackles at me. I swear to you it was a cackle. Having fun she asks? I hope so. You've cursed your lineage for many generations to come. You're pleasure will turn to pain. Your greatest dream will turn into your greatest nightmare. You must accept who you are. You must embrace who you are. You must control who you are. Ok, so I stood up and openly stared. She's nuts. A wack job. Yeah things are good. How exactly could they ever go wrong. I walked away from her. It was sort of wigging me out that she had followed me to Ugton. As I'm headed inside she says to me, "You must produce a child of your name and of your lineage. He will be the first step in saving your lineage from a curse most awful." Me, a father. I don't think so.

Well I came home from work the next day to find a few surprises. For one thing, these contractors have done some work on the house. It actually looks like a house now instead of just a love shack. I have a garage, a kitchen and rooms that I have no idea what they are for. I also have a coffin. Kimberly's coffin. Apparently she didn't leave. Oh she gave me a check for $50,308 but then she didn't leave. Maybe she thinks it's rent. I have no idea. After the weirdness of last night I'm completely freaking out. Everything seems really wrong all the sudden. It's like coming down off a natural high. I don't know. It's just weird.

But then Brittany stopped by. I have to tell you that Brittany is a bit of a slob. Slightly smelly around the edges. I was feeling weird though. I needed a fix. I needed a woman. So I took Brittany on a little ride. It was a blast. Yeah, right up until the point where I woke up alone with $14 on my bedside table. Fourteen dollars. How have a sunk so low? Is the gypsy right? Am I cursed? I took the night off and gazed at the stars. I had some serious thinking to do.

Garth Legacy - Week 1

So like I'm Cleve. Just moved into town. I use to work as a maid in another town. Yeah I had it good. You might look at me and think that a guy as handsome as me shouldn't be cleaning other folks houses. Well you're right. I didn't really take care of houses. I more or less took care of the wives within those houses. You see men just don't realize what they have. They work and slave for money and leave a good thing sitting all alone at home. I just took it upon myself to make those womens lives just a little brighter. Oh I had it good for a while. The husbands paid me. The wives laid me. Expensive gifts, big bonuses, I had it all. And then I met a woman who would ruin it all.
One day this gypsy freak turned up out of the blue. She told me that I was cursed. Went on and on about realizing the true me and something about control. I forget. I just brushed her off. I'm not saying I wouldn't bed her just because she was old. I would. But I try to steer clear of the nut jobs. Things always get to complicated with the crazy ones. So as I turn to leave she tells me that all my greatest dreams will come true. I will fulfill my greatest wish. Sweet right? Then she says that the price will be high. Perhaps higher than I was willing to pay. I needed to listen to her she said. If I didn't turn aside I would curse my lineage for generations. I just kept walking. She laughed. I heard her say that she'd see me again soon.

So I go to work like usual. There was this one house with this one lady that I'd been after for years. She wanted me. How could she not? But she wouldn't give in. That day I only had to smile at her. Just one smile and we were off to the hot tub.

Yeah we made love in the hot tub and then in her sports car. I rocked her world in the kitchen, bathroom, and hallway as we slowly made our way towards the bedroom. I had her screaming my name in a twisted pile of sheets when her husband barged in. He went berserk. Slapped me around a bit. I high tailed it out of there. I figured that he'd calm down. Wrong. He somehow got a list of all the houses I worked. He called every husband. I had men with guns at my doorstep. I knew I had to head out of town. So I made a quick trip to the bank on my way out of town only to find that the SOB had somehow managed to freeze all my assets. Never get caught sleeping with a senators wife, that's all I'm saying. So I did manage to get one lady to 'lend' me 20k and then I hit the road. I found this sweet deal. A home, ready to move into, complete with furnishings. Took almost all my cash but I bought it sight unseen. Yeah I bought it alright, hook line and sinker. I get to Ugton only to find that the home is a big piece of land with a toilet on it. Who in the hell would consider that a furnished home? Well there's a sucker born every day and that day the sucker was me.

So I'm broke and lonely. Decided that I needed to get my bearings. So like my 'home' is in Ugton. Weird name right. There is like nothing there now but me and my toilet. There is a development of small starter homes planned for just around the corner. But then there is South Ugton. Now that place has life. Lots of shops and downtown spots. Lots of pretty ladies. There is also a college nearby. University of Ugton. A very academic place I hear.

So when I was downtown I met this girl Sandy. She was the most beautiful girl in the place. I mean will you look at those lips. It was obvious that she was into me. I decided that she would have the pleasure of being the first in the backwater place to have me. I was smooth. Said all the right things. We had a nice date but nothing spectacular. Sandy did tell me about this job opening though. Mailroom clerk. It the bottom of the rung but that just means there is only one way to go, up. So I decided to apply the next day. But first...

Ahhhhh. That feels so good. Can't wait until I have enough cash to build a shower beside my toilet. Then I'll be living large.

After a quick cleanup I went back to thank Sandy for all the info. I think I made quite an impression. Yeah that Kennedy dude was really jealous. Girls girls everywhere and they all want the Clevester. Poor ugly dude like him doesn't stand a chance with me around.

Well I got the job. Sandy sent me a little something to show me she cared. I'm back in business.

So I've been seeing Sandy quite a bit. She pulled some strings and got me a promotion. I've met a few other women. It's just not fair to keep the complete package that is the Clevester in the hands of just one woman. Some of these gals have left me some really nice gifts. Some nights, after a really intense date, I just come home and stare at the stars. I wonder if there are hot babes on other planets. If so I feel sorry for them. They are really missing out on one hell of a man.

So I've been here in Ugton for about a week now. I've met lots of women. Bedded two of them so far but I've got plans. Big plans. When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When some big shot Senator ruins your life you move to Ugton and start the booty count all over again. Twenty women here I come.

Welcome / Introduction

Hello and welcome to Ugton. Ugton is the home of the Ugly Maid Xtreme Legacy Challenge. I told myself over and over that I wasn't going to do this challenge. I simply have to many other projects that I'm working on. But I went ahead and downloaded Cleve just for kicks. I might do something with him someday I said. Well that was a mistake. Although at first I found Cleve slightly repulsive, I have now grown very attached to him. This blog will document Cleveland Garth and his offspring. In true Aquatami fashion, the offspring are numerous. You see I have another little legacy I'm working on that takes place in Eden Falls. The Avery Legacy. Maybe you've heard of it? (http://aquatami.blogspot.com/) Well the main comment I receive on my Avery Legacy is that the sims are all so attractive. I chalk this up to the fact that the entire neighborhood was founded by one hot elf. So I got to wondering, what would a neighborhood be like that is completely generated by the loins of one slightly unattractive male maid? Ugton is your answer. After seeing several of Cleve's offspring reach puberty, let me tell you that I named the town appropriately.

Now there are a few things that you should know before we proceed to the actual story of Cleveland's life. First this legacy and blog are being done mainly for my own amusement. Points are an afterthought. All offspring will be played in rotation. I have found that I am happier playing a neighborhood full of sims, even though the progress is much slower, than if I move out my spare heirs into an ageless lot with a computer and telephone. That said updates on this blog may be slow in coming and could dry up entirely. Nothing in life is guaranteed. Although Ugton has a university, most of the teens will not attend. I'm slightly anti-university at the moment. Also there are a few hacks that I feel the need to mention up front. First I have a hacked telescope that increases the chance of abduction by 5%. This will not be used on the legacy lot but it may pop up on other lots. I've decided to instigate some of my own rules so if I have two or more knowledge sims living on the same lot, the special telescope may be put into play. Otherwise it will not be allowed. All chance cards will be played. I don't usually do this because all of the early career cards tend to annoy me but this time play is mandatory. Also I have installed a hack for nicer looking aliens. I'm actually starting to miss my flat faced bug eyed children but not enough to remove the hack. I have installed an equal opportunity hack that allows for female pregnancies from alien abductions. And lastly, I am using a hack that allows for both teen woohoo and pregnancy and makes all woohoo have some risk of pregnancy. I am not sure that teen woohoo/pregnancy will be present in Ugton. I may keep it completely out of the neighborhood or simply not allow my heirs to participate. I simply mention this because I am well aware that some people have negative views about this hack and I wanted to warn them in advance. Well with that out of the way...

Introducing Cleveland Garth (aka Cleve or The Clevester). Cleveland was designed to be almost the opposite of my Avery Legacy founder. He is a Libra with 0 neat, 10 outgoing, 5 active, 0 playful & 10 nice. He is a romance sim with a lifetime want of woohooing 20 people. And with looks like his, how could he ever fail.