Sunday, May 09, 2010

Log 100509.02

PRIME:  Ok Mega.  Proceed with the Borealis family.

MEGA:  Right sir.  Well, first off, Cinaba wanted badly to be accepted in Eden Private Academy.  She set up a home tour with the headmaster there.

PRIME:  Excellent. 

MEGA:  At the same time Steel realized that he had 30 best friends.  He was thrilled with this of course.

PRIME:  Of course.

MEGA:  Slate was promoted and arrived home early enough to help with the birthdays.

PRIME:  Birthdays?  The little ones grow up quickly.

MEGA:  That they do sir.  That they do.

MEGA:  First off, Rainbow Borealis become a child.  She is ready to begin attending school.

MEGA:  Then young Skye became a toddler. 

MEGA:  She was followed quickly with young Storm.  Let me find their stats sir.

Skye Borealis: Father Nathan Pike: Mother Steel Borealis:  Skin Pixie Chalk:  Hair Black:  Eyes Uncertain:  Zodiac  Gemini:  Personality - 5-8-9-3-1

Storm Borealis:  Father Steel Borealis:  Mother Josa Borealis:  Skin - Pixie Nightwalker:  Hair  Black:  Eyes - Hedonistic:  Zodiac - Aquarius:  Personality - 4-4-4-7-6

PRIME:  Excellent.  Continue.

MEGA:  Well, the headmaster was quit impressed and let both Cinaba and Rainbow into Eden Private Academy.

PRIME:  Good.  It is as it should be.

MEGA:  Well, Nathan's, umm, impregnation continued without problems.

PRIME:  I see.

MEGA:  Nathan continued to work during his pregnancy but he still found time to play with his daughter Skye.  The family is really crazy busy all the time, what with their home business and all, but they are truly a loving family.

PRIME:  Objectivity.

MEGA:  Umm.  Of course.

MEGA:  Well Rainbow had just returned from her first day at private school.  She and her father were dancing and playing with it happened.


MEGA:  Yes sir.  You know how he hates for his schedule to be tampered with.

PRIME:  I can understand that, yes.

MEGA:  Josa was just coming home from work as Steel was being led away.  They didn't even get to say goodbye.  *sniffle*

PRIME:  Steel Borealis was a good man.  He did his duty and passed on his unique dna.  That is all a man can ever do in this world. 

MEGA:  I suppose.  But the family was so devastated.  Sorry sir.  I'll just carry on now.

MEGA:  Well things continued on as usual. 
MEGA:  Flint and Josa hooked up.  It started out innocently enough.  She was devastated.  He comforted her.  Then when they healing had began they both realized they loved each other.  I really think they are moving to quickly...

PRIME:  This is excellent.  Flint has not passed his unique dna on.  He MUST do so.  We can not loose that dna.

MEGA:  I suppose you're right sir.  But still it was so sudden and soon.

PRIME:  Has a child been conceived yet?

MEGA:  Um.. no sir.  I'm not sure that they are really trying.

PRIME:  WHAT?  I must see about this.  They need to not just try but to succeed.

MEGA:  Of course sir.  Well Nathan's pregnancy ended in the birth of a daughter.

PRIME:  (snickers)  Do you see her eyes?  Not that flawless black the council so desires.  Alphia will just hate to learn this.  Still she has managed to interfere and get the dna of her kind in my enclosed environment.  Such interference must be stopped.

MEGA:  Umm. 

PRIME:  Continue.

MEGA:  Right.  We did testing on the female infant, Olivia Pike.  Her mother is obviously Nathan Pike but her father turned out to be Alien # 59.

PRIME:  That blond haired black eyed freak.  Figures Alphia would manage to sway him to her side.  Enough about the child.  What else happen with the family.

MEGA:  Well the girls kept growing.  Skye and Storm both became children.

PRIME:  Were they admitted into the private academy?

MEGA:  Not yet sir.  They are attending public school.

PRIME:  Such a shame.  Any word on Josa and Flint?

MEGA:  Well they both continue working on their careers.  No pregnancy to report with them yet.

MEGA:  However, Nathan Pike is once again with child.

PRIME:  He wasn't taken again was he?  I can not let this become an epidemic.

MEGA:  Oh no sir.  I can't be sure but I believe the child is Slate Borealis'.

PRIME:  Fine.  But I wish these two would cease.  They are clogging up my experiment with unneeded children.

MEGA:  I don't believe the family considers the children unneeded.  They seem to love them all.  Even those without special dna.

PRIME:  Poor chose of words.  Sorry Mega.  I didn't mean that the way it sounded.  I simply wish it was Josa who was pregnant with Flint's child.  I would never suggest a child be terminated regardless of the color of his or her skin.

MEGA:  (quietly)  Yes sir.

ALPHIA:  (running in)  Did I miss it?  Has the human given birth to one of ours?

MEGA:  Nathan has given birth Ms.  In fact little Olivia has become a toddler.

ALPHIA:  Oh no.  Her eyes.  The poor dear.  She looks lovely otherwise.  Such a shame.

PRIME:  She is a lovely child with lovely eyes.  Stats Mega.

MEGA:  Yes sir.

Olivea Pike:  Generation 2 alien abduction:  Mother Nathan Pike:  Father Alien # 59:  Skin - Alien Green:  Hair - black:  Eyes - Custom Aqua:  Ears Elfin:  Zodiac - Sagittarius:  Personality - 0-3-10-10-3

ALPHIA:  To bad about that one.  She will be of no use to me.

MEGA:  (Looks nervously at the floor)

PRIME:  (whispers) Ignore her.  I do.  (louder)  Anything else of interest Mega?

MEGA:  Just a few more items of note.

MEGA:  Flint was promoted once again.  He is nearing his goal of becoming a general.

PRIME:  Good.  Good.  Maybe then he'll turn towards breeding.

ALPHIA:  Dream on, lover.  Dream on.

MEGA:  And Slate was promoted once again. 

MEGA:  Those two are just insatiable  (sighs)  and truly in love.

ALPHIA:  I'd call it lust.

PRIME:  I'd call this update done.  Let's adjourn for now.

Steel Borealis lifetime achievements:  Acheived elder lifetime want of 20 best friends, Elder Impossible want of 30 best friends, Received platinum gravestone,

Log 100509.01

PRIME:  Mega, let's move on to the next house now.  That would be the Robota Family I believe.

MEGA:  Will we not wait for ALPHIA to return?


MEGA:  Oh.  Ok.

MEGA:  Well the Robota house is empty this round.  But I can give you an update about young Guy Robota's college life.  There has been much drama.

PRIME:  Drama.  Well, continue.

MEGA:  Yes sir.  As you requested, Guy Robota, Meadow Thayer, Cliff Borealis, Kitty Katz & Aurora Borealis were all assigned to one dorm.  They did of course have roomies and other college student to interact with.

MEGA:  Well right away, Kitty realized how incredibly turned on she was to young Cliff.  She stopped playing games with Guy and went after Cliff with a passion.  She can be quite aggressive sir.

PRIME:  I would imagine her kind would be.

MEGA:  Oh yes.  So almost immediately it happened.

PRIME:  What happened?

MEGA:  Kitty's relationships became public knowledge.  Cliff seemed to take it pretty well but not Guy.  Even though he knew how she was, I think once it became public he just couldn't handle the pain.  Poor Guy.

PRIME:  Well, she wasn't right for him anyway.

MEGA:  Quite true.

MEGA:  Cliff and Guy had a hard time for a while.  Finally the pain died down and the two were able to talk things through.  Although the wounds are fresh, I think they will heal eventually.  The two weren't speaking but now they are friends again.

PRIME:  This is good since Cliff is Guy's first and best friend.

MEGA:  Oh yes.  They aren't as close as they once were but I think they will remain friends from here on out.  At least I hope so.  Of course with Cliff's sister getting pulled into things one never knows.

PRIME:  His sister?  You mean his twin Aurora?  How was she involved.

MEGA:  Well sir, during this time Aurora was feeling like the odd man out so to speak.  She began dating and looking for a partner to share her life with.  She dated several men but none of them seemed quite right for her.

MEGA:  Well, Aurora wasn't attracted to Guy in high school.  Maybe because she knew what he was doing with Kitty behind her twins back.  But for some reason the new Guy really turned her on.

PRIME:  Really.  We tried to put these two together and they never seemed to click.

MEGA:  I know sir but suddenly they did.

MEGA:  Much to Meadow's dismay.

PRIME:  Meadow.  I had forgotten all about her. 

MEGA:  Yes.  So had Guy even though he had told her that he loved her and that they would be together forever.  Young love lost it's first blush I guess.

PRIME:  You are a romantic at heart Mega. 

MEGA:  Umm.  Well, yes sir.

PRIME:  That is fine but don't let it cloud your objectivity.  The subjects happiness are not as important as the breeding and retaining of their dna.

MEGA:  Oh.  Of course sir.  I will remain objective.  Anyway, Guy realized what a cheating lying bastard he was being and he apologized to Meadow.  She told him that he had to choose between the two.  She would not share her mate.

MEGA:  In the end, young Guy chose Aurora over Meadow.  Meadow wasn't at all happy and took her pain and frustration out on Aurora.  Aurora retaliated of course.  Many fights ensued.  I'm saddened to say that these two are now enemies.

PRIME:  Enemies?  How interesting.  Anything else to report.

MEGA:  Well sir.  When they weren't chasing after each other, slapping each other, fighting each other and generally acting crazy, the kids spent their time making friends.  Cliff had the easiest time with this.  He has tons of friends.

MEGA:  Well, the kids settled down into their studies after their freshman year.

MEGA:  They also moved out like you wanted into a modest rental property.  They formed a Greek house.  It is as of yet unnamed.  Three of them simply chose letters they liked and brought them back and stuck them on the wall. 

PRIME:  They don't actually stand for anything?

MEGA:  Not that I can tell sir.

MEGA:  They also all became members of the exclusive Secret Societ.

PRIME:  Societ? 

MEGA:  I think it is Greek for Society maybe.

PRIME:  What is THAT?

MEGA:  Oh.  Streaker sir.  Apparently every university has at least one.

PRIME:  Anything else?

MEGA:  Just one more thing.  Guy Robota proposed a mating with Aurora Borealis.  She said yes.  They are to be married after they complete their college years.

PRIME:  Excellent news.  I must hope that they have many children to carry on their unique dna.

MEGA:  Well I'm sure they will.  Anyway, that completes the students first two years at Eden University.

PRIME:  Good report Mega.  Let's take a short break and then reconvene to discuss the Borealis family.

MEGA:  A wise move sir.  That family always has many pots over the fire.