MEGA: Will we not wait for ALPHIA to return?
MEGA: Oh. Ok.
PRIME: Drama. Well, continue.
MEGA: Yes sir. As you requested, Guy Robota, Meadow Thayer, Cliff Borealis, Kitty Katz & Aurora Borealis were all assigned to one dorm. They did of course have roomies and other college student to interact with.
PRIME: I would imagine her kind would be.
MEGA: Oh yes. So almost immediately it happened.
PRIME: What happened?
PRIME: Well, she wasn't right for him anyway.
MEGA: Quite true.
PRIME: This is good since Cliff is Guy's first and best friend.
MEGA: Oh yes. They aren't as close as they once were but I think they will remain friends from here on out. At least I hope so. Of course with Cliff's sister getting pulled into things one never knows.
PRIME: His sister? You mean his twin Aurora? How was she involved.
PRIME: Really. We tried to put these two together and they never seemed to click.
MEGA: I know sir but suddenly they did.
PRIME: Meadow. I had forgotten all about her.
MEGA: Yes. So had Guy even though he had told her that he loved her and that they would be together forever. Young love lost it's first blush I guess.
MEGA: Umm. Well, yes sir.
PRIME: That is fine but don't let it cloud your objectivity. The subjects happiness are not as important as the breeding and retaining of their dna.
PRIME: Enemies? How interesting. Anything else to report.
MEGA: Well, the kids settled down into their studies after their freshman year.
MEGA: They also moved out like you wanted into a modest rental property. They formed a Greek house. It is as of yet unnamed. Three of them simply chose letters they liked and brought them back and stuck them on the wall.
PRIME: They don't actually stand for anything?
MEGA: Not that I can tell sir.
MEGA: They also all became members of the exclusive Secret Societ.
MEGA: I think it is Greek for Society maybe.
PRIME: What is THAT?
MEGA: Oh. Streaker sir. Apparently every university has at least one.
PRIME: Anything else?
PRIME: Excellent news. I must hope that they have many children to carry on their unique dna.
MEGA: Well I'm sure they will. Anyway, that completes the students first two years at Eden University.
PRIME: Good report Mega. Let's take a short break and then reconvene to discuss the Borealis family.
MEGA: A wise move sir. That family always has many pots over the fire.