Saturday, January 07, 2006

Garth Legacy - Week 4

Garth Legacy Lot: Cleveland Garth (Romance - PP), Contessa Kimberly Collins (Pleasure), Brittany Bruenig (Grilled Cheese), Henry Collins, Renae Bruenig, Jillian Futa & Cleveland Garth II.

I hate that old hag. I'm convinced that she's the one who has cursed me. She's probably sitting back somewhere laughing her ass off. She told me I was pregnant. Guess I knew deep down she was right but I tried to pretend she was wrong. I mean this isn't suppose to happen to ME. Not to the Clevester. *sigh* But it has. Brandi checked me over and there is definitely a bun in the oven. Damn aliens. I know I'm the best breeding stock available but hell haven't I breed enough already.

So I've stopped going to work. I've stopped leaving the house. I don't want my ladies to see me like this. They might lose some respect for me or something. So I'm staying here and letting Kimberly take care of me. She's doing a great job. Messages my back. Rubs my feet. Even gives me a little action when I feel like it. Yeah, Kim has been the best. Grill Cheese Girl has been a royal pain in the rear. Can barely fix me something to eat for laughing so hard.

As some point Renae must have had another birthday. She's much bigger now and using full sentences.

Kimberly has decided that I need to spend more time with the kids. WHY? Aren't they pretty much self-sufficient at this stage? But sometimes you just have to do things to get the old lady off your back.

Look Henry, just scribble something down and then we can both go find something better to do.

So Grilled Cheese Girl is doing a painting of me. Yeah, of the pregnant me. Thankfully it's just a head shot. I swear that girl gets on my nerves. Sometimes I don't know what I ever saw in her. Other times I'd like to throw her across the bed and lick the cheese off.

When does this end? I feel like I'm going to pop. I'm hurting all over. If it wasn't for Kimberly pampering me I don't know how I'd survive. Wonder if she's up yet? My feet are killing me.

I must take care of my beloved. I must show him how special he is to me.

SUNLIGHT!!!! My love for Cleveland made me forget all about it.



NO! Not Kimberly. Who will take care of the house? Who will take care of the kids? Who will rub my feet?

I've been really upset since the loss of my wife. Well not that upset but my feet still hurt and Brittany just laughs at me when I mention it. Grilled Cheese Girl wouldn't even help me with Juniors birthday. Made me do it myself. I threatened to throw her out of the house. She just laughed harder.

Cleveland Garth II - G2 - S2, brown hair, brown eyes - Aquarius - 0 neat, 3 outgoing, 3 active, 10 playful & 10 nice.

So like I finally talked Grilled Cheese Girl into making Jillian a bottle. I can't do it all you know. I'm not equipped for motherhood. Hell, I'm not equipped for fatherhood. The damn nanny won't stay late. Something about union rules. Also they don't potty train, teach the kids anything important and they don't do windows. Whinny old hags. I ask you, what do they do besides take my money and pee in my floor?

Wait. I don't feel so good. Something is just not right. Brittany. Stop laughing and get over here.


Will you look at that. The damn kid is green. Squirmy little guy. I aught to leave you on someone else's doorstep. That's what I should do.

Brittany look, he smiled at me. He likes me. What's so funny? Grilled Cheese Girl, where are you going? Don't you want to see the baby? Don't you want to get a good look at little Austin?

Well Jillian is older. Poor kid doesn't seem to have any of the Garth genes. Shame really. Come to think of it, Junior doesn't seem to resemble me either. Well I know their mine. How could they not be? Wonder if the genes water down after a while. I have got quite a few offspring out there now.

Austin is a toddler now. Look at those cubby cheeks. Now there are some Garth genes.

Austin Garth - G2 - green skin, brown hair, black eyes - Sagittarius - 2 neat, 3 outgoing, 10 active, 10 playful & 10 nice.

Well Junior is starting school soon. Just one more to get out of diapers and my work will be done. Such a shame Kimberly wasn't here to see Junior grow up. He looks so much like her.

Well the weekend hit and I didn't have a clue what to do with all these brats. Finally I made them sit down and read quietly. No idea what their reading. Don't care. Just so long as they're quiet and out of my way. Can't handle all these kids running around making a racket. I think some of them may be almost teenagers. Yeah, things will get much better then. I can just give them the car keys and they can take care of the rest.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not fair. I had a beautiful gown but instead I must wear an APRON for all eternity.

Wake up Emmy. This haunting stuff isn't half bad. There are lots of little kids to scare.

You know she's right. Haunting can be fun. I love to hear the kids squeal.

Somebody is having a BIRTHDAY. Somebody is getting OLD.

Komei Tellerman, you better shut up before I shut you up. I am not getting old. I would know it if I was getting old. I'm to young to get old.

Will you look at that Now how the hell did that happen? One minute you're in the prime of your life and the next you're an old man. Well let's look at the bright side. Henry will be a teen tomorrow. Then he can take care of the other kids. Austin will be out of diapers soon. I have fifteen loves and another fifteen friends who will someday be my loves. Yeah, things could be much worse than this.

(In case you were wondering: Cleveland has fathered 16 children by 14 women including two sets of twins. He has also had one alien birth bringing the grand total to 17. Yes, I definitely got carried away. Kimberly's death was an accident. She got caught in the giving roses loop. I don't know if you've had that happen but I see it all the time when two sims date while both living in the same lot. I should have had her ask him out but I forgot. By time I got her out of the loop she couldn't be saved without seriously cheating and although it was technically a glitch I was going to kill her eventually anyway so I just went with it. It did muck up my story but oh well. And for the record, I'm not really happy with my heir. He looks to damn normal. And those stats. Yuck. Hopefully puberty will hit him upside the head and at the very least give him the Garth nose or something.)


CeeCee said...

Wow! What a great series of updates. Thanks for the great laughs.

Anjel76 said...

Austin is absolutely ADORABLE!! Those big black eyes, those big-ass cheeks! ADORABLE!!! I hope he grows up to be a popularity sim. :O)) And it's about damn time Cleve got old. HOLY COW!! SEVENTEEN KIDS?!?!?! Woo... yes, you DID get very carried away. *LOL*

simstar28 said...

Another great update, I loved the comment Cleve made about licking the cheese off her, and it is funny that he calls her grilled cheese girl. Look forward to more.

AeronwyDiobhell said...

Junior and Jillian are both such pretty children! I know, you’re going for the ugly with the Cleve thing, but they’re so pretty! *melts* And Austin is a cutie! I love that he’s got almost human-shaped eyes with the solid alien black. Much prettier than the huge alien eyes that stick out past the sides of their faces. *nod*

And HAHAHAHAHA!!! Cleve got OLD!!! ROFL!