Well I never thought I'd have to take time off from work for this. I'm the police chief. How does it look like for me to take off on maternity leave? I mean if I'd been shot the guys at the station would have understood. This just makes me seem a little to female you know. And the timing couldn't be worse. I was just getting ready to try out of the Captain Hero squad. Days from the physical exam and I'm to pregnant to participate. Oh well. Maybe when this baby is older. Then I can be a true crime stopper.
You know I don't hold a grudge against Cleve for getting me pregnant. I never wanted kids but these things happen. Cleve comes by every now and then. We are very 'friendly' towards one another. He doesn't even have to slip off his wedding band when he visits. I have nothing against visits by married men.
Well the big day finally arrived and my son has been born.
Of course so was my daughter. Why didn't they tell me I was having twins? I swear these Ugton doctors are real quacks. It's like they never even went to college. Oh, you probably want names and all that. Ok well I named my daughter Gabrielle and my son Remus. They both wound up with brown hair. Go figure.
I swear these girls get on my nerves sometimes. Mary won't even admit that her daughter is Cleve's child. How dumb does she think we are? Like we don't know a Garth kid when we see one. The whole neighborhood is full of them.
But I can't bitch about her to much. She has helped out with the twins after all. Yeah, I can use all the help I can get.
I mean this parenting thing is tough. Diapers and bottles, burping and rocking. I'd rather be shot. Don't get me wrong I love my kids. I really do. But when you get shot at least you know you're going to get some damn good drugs and a lot of sleep.
Well we've made it to the toddler year. Now to just make it out of them.
Remus Tellerman - G2 - S2, brown hair, brown eyes - Sagittarius - 5 neat, 5 outgoing, 10 active, 8 playful & 6 nice.
Gabrielle Tellerman - G2 - S2, brown hair, brown eyes - Libra - 0 neat, 10 outgoing, 5 active, 6 playful & 10 nice.
Well the toddler years have been tough. I've managed to muddle through it though. Even in the worse of the madness there were some sweet moments. Those few precious moments gave me hope. Hope that I'd survive to see their childhood.
Luckily I did. Remus and Gabrielle will be heading to school soon.
I will be able to take the Captain Hero tests now. I figure I'll pass with flying colors. After all, it can't be harder than raising twins all on your own.