Saturday, January 07, 2006

Pederson House - Week 2

Pederson House - Andrea Pederson (Popularity) and Ford Pederson


(by Andrea Pederson)

Ford is such a wonderful singer. Talented. He often sings for the nanny while I'm away at work. The political life isn't easy but I've excelled at it. I have used my single mother status to win votes. The people can relate to me. That is why I've decided that I'm finally ready to run for Mayor of Ugton.

I'm so proud of Ford. He's so intelligent. He will make a great politician someday.

Well I have to tell you that I was a little disappointed that Pao didn't call. I invited the man into my bedroom. Ok so maybe I didn't put out but I wanted to. All he had to do was stop by and I would have rocked his world. Since he hasn't I called up Abhijeet. I know that I shouldn't be messing around with him but campaign life is stressful and Abhijeet is very discreet.

Finally Pao did show up. This is more of what I was looking for.

So I invited him into my love tub. Just so you know, I really do love Pao. Abhijeet is just something I do sometimes. Pao could be the one.

But is he the one who has gotten me pregnant? I have to tell you that I got very upset when I found out I was pregnant. I'm in the middle of a mayoral campaign. This is the last thing I needed. I had to pull out a calendar to figure out who the father was. After a lot of figuring I've decided it must be Pao. I haven't seen Abhijeet in a few weeks. Pao is the father. Now I just need to tell him. I should tell him right?

Well I told Pao that he was going to be a father. He seemed really happy. All of the sudden I found myself asking him if he wanted to move in with me. What was I thinking? I can't be living in sin during an election year. The press is making a field day out of my pregnancy as it is. These hormones are really messing with my head.

I think it's been good for Ford to have a man around the house. Ford is close to his father. They talk on the phone often but Cleveland doesn't drop by. From the sounds of things he has fathered to many kids to keep up with. I'm hoping Demi leaves me out of that book of hers. If nothing else I hope it doesn't hit the shelves until after the election.

Pao has started working in a very upscale restaurant in South Ugton. After receiving his first paycheck, he bought me a ring. I was so surprised. I never dreamed that Pao would do this. Ok, so maybe I dreamed but I didn't dare think that he actually would.

The wedding was simple and rushed for obvious reasons. Doesn't Pao look dapper. He looks like a politicians husband. I wonder if my getting married will swing the election in my favor?

Dear?

Oh right. No election talk today.

Congratulation to Mr & Mrs Mellon.

You know I never realized how much younger Pao was than me. I wonder how that will look to the public. I hope the press doesn't get any pictures of me like this. I don't want the world to see me eight months pregnant and wearing white.

Well two very important things happened today. First, Pao and I were able to bring our son home from the hospital today. This is Kieran. He's such a doll.

Second, Ford became a teenager. I can no longer call him my handsome little boy. I'm afraid he's going to be a lot like his father. I'd hoped that Pao would have had more of an influence on him.

Mom, do you mind? So, I'm Ford. I'm into anything pleasurable much to my mother's dismay. I am going to do at least one sensible thing with my life. I'm going to go to cooking school and become a celebrity chef. See, Pao did have some influence on me. So now that I'm old enough to drive I'm thinking that I'm old enough to date. I can't wait. Look out ladies, here I come. Oh, and mom says don't forget to vote on election day.

4 comments:

CeeCee said...

Oh no, poor Ford. He is his father son, isn't he? Yikes!
Congrats on Andrea & Pao.

Anjel76 said...

O.M.F.G!!!! Poor Ford. He doesn't look at all like Cleve. Cleve's nose is flatter, rounder. His is pointed and ... well ... FREAKISH! *shakes head*

taratownie said...

Yes, poor Ford. I'm with Angelia here, he doesn't look like Cleve. He does have cheeks though that looks like the ones my Cleve's alien son Drake has.

AeronwyDiobhell said...

You know, I'm with the others here. He doesn't look much like Cleve. So what other ugly man has Andrea been fooling around with, huh? *peer* Poor Ford though. He definitely got hit with the ugly stick, no matter who his daddy is. *giggle*

And I'm glad Pao made an "honest" woman out of Andrea! Although what politician is honest...