So Rowan finally met his father. It was kind of an accident. I've always tried to keep Cleveland away from my son. I love Clevey but he's not the best influence. I want my son to be more than just some neighborhood Casanova.
That's why I worried when Rowan began calling Cleve all the time. I didn't catch much of the conversations but it sounds like Cleve is filling my sons head with a bunch of nonsense. I worry that Rowan will rebel like I did. Maybe that's a parents worst fear. That their kids will grow up to do what they did. So I've tried to become more responsible. I stopped spiking my hair. It took forever to do anyway. I just don't have time.
Because I'm having to work so hard on those promotions. I've managed to get my degree. It's taken me years to earn it. I'm finally a doctor. Of course I still have training to do. You never finish learning after all. I tell Rowan that all the time.
And of course I listen. Knowledge is important. That's why I am going to dedicate my life to gaining as much as possible. The more you know the easier it is to do things. Like break into other peoples property and steal their stuff. Yeah, I've met a few of the criminal masterminds around town. They have it made. That's what I want too.
Can you picture it? Me. In that tight red leather outfit. I'll be a chick magnet in that thing. How could they resist me. Soon I'll know everything. I'll be filthy rich. I'm already sexy. I'm the total package baby.
OMG, he sounds just like his father.